As prepares to perform at his second Super Bowl halftime performance Finest of EDM got to thinking: when will electronic music finally achieve the mainstream status required for the ultimate American act validation — a Super Bowl halftime performance slot.
Behold; our curious shortlist for those producers and performers we nominate to carry the torch performing at this storied American event.
1. Marshmello
This is easy.
- Unthreateningly white? Check.
- Helmet? Check.
- Concussions? Likely among fans.
- Surprise pop star guest appearance to add a layer sexuality bland enough to entice rather than fend? , come on down.
2. Shaq
Wrong sport, not actually good, still more interesting than .
3 Maceo Plex
It has been posited by top think tanks across the partisan spectrum that the country could benefit from being led down a communal K hole… and who better than to play the piper? As anyone who’s stumbled out a Bushwick warehouse into the harsh light a new day can attest, it’s an experience not unlike a phoenix rising from the ashes ones former self. Perhaps it’s just the therapeutic and unifying effort the nation needs right now.
4. Diplo
The only thing that makes football more American than Mad Decent boss is its inherent violence. Daddy Dip is the epitome a self-made man, and oh-so-intriguing in his bro-ish, bad boy appeal. The moral panic over twerking has long subsided, so Dip’s obligatory dancer accompaniment isn’t likely to upset the masses. Plus, a guest appearance from millennial fave and Dip doppelgänger James Van Der Beek isn’t out the question — nothing binds the nation like a shared love for Dawson’s Creek.
Few things are more quintessentially American than frenemies: from our on-again-f-again origins with The British Empire to the foreign policies modern day and all the in between. Americans all ilks would likely enjoy watching these two bury the hatchet in an epic b2b over an ice cold Bud Light®.
6. Calvin Harris
There’s a legitimate argument to be made given his multiple hits at the top the charts (a appearance could be a fun bonus!) and his across the board appeal. Ultimately, a Super Bowl halftime performance would be the ultimate power move over ex and — aside from our enduring love for Calvin — it is longstanding Finest of EDM policy to endorse massively public pettiness over anything else.
Wild Card: The Chainsmokers